• 16:43 siegemalvar.tumblr.com/post/294789602/for-all-the-twilight-fans-ive-wronged-this-ones EDWARD V JACOB FTW!!!! #

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• 02:31 UGH! Frakin Cylons! #
• 11:51 my right eye’s still swollen/irritated. not funny. #
• 12:10 wonders if it’s ok to upload my audition video now since History Asia’s not calling me back anyway. #

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• 05:43 @jaybrannan would you like some extra cream on the lovemaking, sir? #
• 07:43 God created burgers for boys like me. #
• 08:34 I’m answering these questions gamely only because I’m procrastinating. formspring.me/thesiegemalvar #
• 18:20 IT’S 6 IN THE EVENING? IT’S 6 IN THE EVENING???? #
• 18:43 watching "One More Chance" on CinemaOne. Walang Kumontra. Ang kumontra, BATO!!!! #

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• 16:06 XMAS? How can you people reduce Christ to X? #
• 23:25 Grabe. Hanggang sa huling moments nakakapagbitaw pa ng mga nakakalokang soundbites. #

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• 12:06 Dear fans, I’ll be at the Lantern Parade tonight. Pls don’t yell my name then run away. I’m very friendly. #

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• 12:42 is running a fever, and will be needing all of your online cooings and fussing about it. #

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• 07:26 hi. my face has a downtime. #
• 09:20 want some advice on whatever? formspring.me/thesiegemalvar #
• 22:07 OMG. PINOY BIG BROTHER IS SO CUTE!!! #

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• 10:50 @stinglacson paki-email naman sa akin nyan!!!! #
• 10:51 It’s The Batutes’s @stinglacson ’s birthday today! Maligayang kaarawan! #
• 10:51 Great job last Friday, @MasterDiwa !!! #

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• 10:51 Today, I’m up before 1 in the afternoon, and is discovering this thing people keep calling "morning".Still wondering why they say it’s good. #
• 10:55 Ask me anything. formspring.me/thesiegemalvar #
• 12:18 No. Where YOU’re from, everybody’s conio. #
• 22:10 Got any questions about writing or getting published? Maybe I can help. formspring.me/thesiegemalvar #

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• 00:22 @ipe sundan mo sa gents. bulungan mo, "I know about Siege." Tingnan mo reaction nya. Tapos text mo kaagad sa akin ha. #
• 00:38 @robcham Sirit. Who? #
• 03:39 shares with you siegemalvar.tumblr.com/post/280572414/cheap-culinary-thrills-im-missing-from-seoul #
• 13:53 @stinglacson Sue Sylvester daw, sabi nung friend ko. Ampogi ko naman masyado nun. #
• 13:55 @kantogirl I think they’ve committed the slots to bigger productions like American Idol (w/c is coming to take its slot back from Glee) #
• 13:57 I’ll answer questions by batches. Ask away. formspring.me/thesiegemalvar #
• 17:43 Do you enjoy the tender touch of infants on your privates? Here’s the product for you, then – tinyurl.com/yczoeve #

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• 03:29 anyone interested in getting googlewave invites? holler with your nude pics. (buti na lang may googlewave na ang mga Batutes). #
• 03:59 I bet you were in a situation like this before. siegemalvar.tumblr.com/post/279260899/the-underwear-dilemma #
• 04:24 "Sa bilangguan ng pag-ibig, walang sala’y napipiit." – Huseng Batute #
• 17:02 is reading Caleb Carr’s "The Alienist". 1896 tale of crime and punishment, and the detection of a "new" sort of criminal–the serial killer! #
• 21:03 You can now ask The Siege Malvar anything. Go ahead. formspring.me/thesiegemalvar #
• 22:05 Raise your hand if Mr. Schuester reminds you of Siege Malvar. (Meh gahnon?) #

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• 12:37 will crawl till i can walk again, will run till i’m strong enough to jump. #
• 12:47 @ipe Another underrated thriller: Red Eye (Wes Craven). Hello, Rachel McAdams V Cilian Murphy! #
• 17:18 Dos Mil Diyes. Bienvenido el Año de los Muertos. #

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• 13:21 @stinglacson hindi naman nagkakalayo ang antas ng aming ganda eh no? #
• 15:35 WATCH! vimeo.com/8036290 WATCH! vimeo.com/8036290 The Batutes at Mag:Net Katipunan! #
• 19:28 @miss_choi the question is why wouldn’t she. hehehe. <3 <3 <3 #
• 22:18 @stinglacson pwede nga. ikaw si natalie portman, nice jew princess. ako si Nicole Scherzinger, leader ng Pussycat Dolls. SLUTTY SLITZ FTW!!! #
• 22:19 @gwenbautista hehehe. OT, pero i feel like i owe you guys an explanation re: my recent decision. Soon-ish? #

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• 02:55 @Budjette "And then she got dressed and left." The ending that works for me, everysingletime. #
• 02:55 @goddessella OMG, ella, are you keeping something on the downlow with a national bookstore clerk? #
• 12:25 @pavliuts @miss_choi I didn’t move mine to Tumblr, but to a free WP site at wordpress.com, and only as a backup. Tumblr’s pretty cool. #
• 17:55 @miss_choi hahaha puke FTW!!! #
• 18:45 @stinglacson and thus, democracy shall die with thunderous applause, then? #
• 20:08 when is being lethargic a real medical condition and when is it just plain laziness? i feel so low-battery lately. #
• 22:38 @direklauren what’s that song that plays while rocky’s waving the white flag up? #
• 22:59 nothing spells "loser" better than TWO, FAILED suicide attempts. #

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• 02:55 @alainsojourner aba, dapat lang! hahaha.. see yah!!! #
• 11:21 WATCH! siegemalvar.tumblr.com/post/274082019/watch-watch-watch-watch-watch-watch-the-batutes #

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• 05:07 @ipe that greg kid looks like he’ll be posting some serious jailbait shit on myspace. #
• 14:38 @ipe no. unless there’s a lot of gratuitous crotch shots. #
• 15:36 Order "CRASH" online via National Bookstore – http://www.nationalbookstore.com/shop/products.asp?merchant_code=NBS&categ=95&product=28240 #
• 15:38 Order "ROLES" online via http://www.pinoypocketbooks.com #
• 17:03 Let’s be Happy Mondays! Tonight at the Mag:Net Cafe Katipunan! The Batutes!!!! #

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• 01:15 He said I can quote him. siegemalvar.tumblr.com/post/270492806/siege-malvar-is-the-countrys-number-1 #
• 20:17 The Batutes at the Happy Mondays! Mag:Net Katipunan, 8pm onwards! Happy Mondays, hosted by Joel Tolledo! Come let’s join us. #
• 22:13 Tonight, democracy has failed us. Carol Batay remains in the PBB House for another week. What a sad omen for the Philippine electorate. #

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• 03:49 men and women are annoyed with Carol (pbb). EVERYONE hates you, Carol. EVERYONE. #
• 14:58 @ipe hi. what are the terms? #
• 17:04 after Huseng Batute – siegemalvar.tumblr.com/post/269351852/alitaptap-ni-carlos-malvar #

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• 14:37 @miss_choi You have to do it sans chutzpah, of course. #

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• 05:41 Break of dawn ME-Time: Ginger brew, mac & cheese, and Don De Lilo’s The Body Artist. #

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